Stupid Facts

• It is impossible (for most people) to lick your elbow.
  
  
• A shrimp's heart is in their head.
  
  
• It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  
  
• A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  
  
• On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
  
  
• More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  
  
• Rats and horses can't vomit.
  
  
• The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  
  
• Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
  
  
• Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  
  
• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  
  
• 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
  
  
• Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  
  
• Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
  (see Taste and the Tongue)
  
  
• Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.