If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put
your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin
with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? (see Cheese)
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives
a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed
UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their
final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team
is winning?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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